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Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?!

By: Jamie Harrison
Posted: November 24, 2020 15:12

Yes. Yes let's kidnap Santa!!

Santa is immune to COVID. At least, that's what Dr. Fauci is telling Americans. Part of me doesn't understand why you'd say something like to the citizens of the U.S., since they have a penchant for taking things way too far.

    What's that? They already took it too far as I was writing that first bit? Of course they did. Citizens of the U.S. are now claiming they will kidnap Santa Claus so they can get the cure for COVID. 

     I'm almost a little sad that they think they can kidnap him. Then again, a trio of kids did it in Nightmare Before Christmas, so maybe it's not that far fetched?

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