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No. Billionaire's Aren't Trying To Block Out The Sun

By: Jamie Harrison
Posted: February 23, 2021 15:11

Just so we're clear, Bill Gates is also not a real life Mr. Burns.

Super rich people scare me. You don’t know what they’re gonna do next. One day it’s sunny outside like it was in Westman yesterday, and the next they’ve blotted out the sun, like today in Westman. I kid you not, conspiracy theories are going around right now that Bill Gates's next major project he’s working on, is blotting out the sun, ala The Simpsons where Mr. burns blocked out the sun so everyone would use Nuclear power and then Maggie shot him.

    I doubt that’s what will happen here, but crazy people are coming out of the woodwork to say this actually part of his plan to just destroy the world. Wrong. They don’t want to destroy the world. They want it to keep existing because they wanna keep being at the top of the food chain. They want more money. No billionaire out there is thinking world destruction that’ll benefit me. Cause if the worlds gone, unless they’re on Mars with Elon Musk, they’re doomed like everyone else, and that’s pretty bad considering how smart these people seemingly are

    So to reiterate, bill gates, not blocking out the sun, wants to continue being a billionaire, probably gonna save the planet rather than destroy so he can maintain being a billionaire. This is why education is so important. Stay in school kids!

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