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You're IN PRISON Not At A Buffet!!

By: Jamie Harrison
Posted: January 12, 2021 16:34

I don't even know if buffets will have all organic food!

You might remember that last week there was rioting at the U.S. Capitol building. Idiots who were trying to prevent Joe Bidden from being confirmed as President stormed the capitol building, successfully. Now lots of them are being arrested, including the guy you might have seen wearing the lame shaman type outfit. His name is Jake and he got arrested and is currently in prison, refusing to eat prison food. Now I’ve never been to prison, but I can probably assume the food isn’t amazing, but you don’t get to be a picky eater in prison. Well no that’s not it, he’s refusing to eat because it’s not organic food.

     You’re in prison man. For rioting at the Capitol building. This isn’t some vacation where one can pick out their main course a week in advance and alert the chef to your allergy to tree nuts. You eat what they give you. It’s like being a kid again. Eat what’s on your plate or go to bed hungry. Except here it’s eat what’s on your plate and we don’t care about how you only eat organic foods, this is dinner deal with it! I feel bad for our friends in the U.S., but this is a level of hilarity and stupidity we don’t often see.

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