In case you need a reminder of how brutal dating can be, Reddit has your back. A new post in the Ask Women subreddit asks, “What’s the biggest ick you’ve ever had on a first date?” Hundreds have responded with the biggest ick they’ve gotten on a date and these are some of the worst. ⠀
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- “He meowed and patted my hand. Like a cat. He said he liked to give ‘cat pets.’ I am not much of a cat person. And even less of a guy-acting-like-a-cat person. Oof.”
- “He told me he wasn’t wearing any underwear out of the blue. Bruh, I didn’t ask.”
- “This guy ate a whole basket of hot wings and licked his fingers constantly. Not once did he go to the washroom. Upon leaving, he wanted to hold hands. GAG!!!!”
- “I was reapplying my lip gloss after dinner, and he asked me if he could smell it. So I gave him my lip gloss and he LICKED THE APPLICATOR.”
- “He gave me a sample of his beatboxing skills at the table. I did not ask for the sample.”
- “First date, and he got ridiculously drunk and obnoxious, then told me he’d been on ‘Maury.’ Don’t worry, though, he wasn’t the father, so it’s fine, right?”
- “Literally walked out of that IHOP after dinner, and he leaned away from me, covered one nostril, and blew his nose as hard as he could, letting the snot fly to the ground. Then he kept walking like everything was fine.”
- “Bro asked me if we could sit side by side because it would be awkward if we sat face to face and looked at each other’s faces…”
- “Spent the entire meal telling me about how he left his wife because she got ‘fat.'”
- “A guy took me to Chipotle and paid with a gift card and said I was lucky he had a gift card or I’d be paying for myself.”
- “He dramatically declared his love to me in front of a cashier. We just met. He also brought his mother.”
- “For a first Hinge date, the guy showed up in flip-flops and with dried boogers on his nose. He then talked over me whenever I tried to get a word in.”
- “I had a guy tell me he, IN THE PAST, was attracted to his sister.”
Source: BuzzFeed⠀
