Think of this as therapy. FREE Therapy! My 24th Birthday started like many others. I arrived at work, Serving at Moxies Polo Park in time for the Lunch Rush and proceeded to MOVE. If you’ve ever worked Hospitality, if you understand what being “In The weeds” means. In the HEIGHT of the rush it happened. The Store Manager had hired a “Performance” Artist dressed as Wonder Woman to come into the restaurant, wrap me in her Magic Lasso, and sing Happy Birthday to me.
The Shame of that moment caused all of the Blood in my body to rush to my head, it’s the reason I’m Bald today.
HERE’S a lost of awkward moments we can ALL relate to…
1. Waving at someone you think you know but actually don’t.
2. Holding the door open for someone far away and forcing them to run over.
3. Replying to someone you think is talking to you, but actually they’re on their Bluetooth.
4. Pulling a door that says “push” and vice-versa.
5. When you’re caught without your glasses or contacts and the people around you are just moving blurs of flesh.
6. When your server says, “Enjoy your meal!” and you reply, “Thanks, you too!”
7. Telling a joke but then forgetting the punch line halfway through.
8. Grabbing for something but then holding someone else’s hand.
9. Saying goodbye to someone then realizing they’re going the same way as you.
10. Ending a phone call with an acqauntance with “I Love You.”
